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Joke of the Day

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"

"I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odor."

"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."

"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."

"[Bar] me: Gimme one more wife: I think you've had enough m: Last one w: Fine m: *asks waitress for another kids menu so I can do the maze*"

"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"

"I just wanna make a lot of money and not do very much, is that so wrong?"

"Autocarrot sucks!"

"Million dollar idea: Nutella, but super healthy."