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Joke of the Day
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"
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"I like my women how I like my coffee. . . Without a penis."
"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status..."
"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"
"A homeless man randomly asked me if I was from Minnesota yesterday, so I replied, ""no, but once I stabbed a guy who grew up in Minneapolis"""
"When I started telling dad jokes like my father I knew I was full groan."
"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"
"I knew a man with a mushroom farm. What a fun guy."
"What do you call a gay man's nut sack? Mud Flaps"