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Joke of the Day
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"
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"There's a fine line between being a drug addict and a recreational user... ...and I snorted the whole thing."
"What do you call a cock-muncher's favorite meal..? Not me.. Stop calling me that."
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"Orange Jews 100% Concentrated."
"What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? aw shit imma fall again"
"3 guys walk into a bar... The fourth one ducks."
"Waiting to see who sits next to you on a plane feels like the opposite of winning the lottery."
"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"