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"Autocarrot sucks!"
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"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"
"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"""One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service"" - Abraham LinkedIn"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They can go through 110 stories in five seconds."
"The Seahawks beat the Panthers up so bad that people in North Carolina are wearing JE SUIS CAM t-shirts."
"Yoda's last name is ""Layheewho."""
"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"
"Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?"