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Joke of the Day

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."

"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""

"Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto? They play music, not hockey."

"What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai"

"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."

"What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books? If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein."

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"