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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
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"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."
"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."
"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."
"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""
"Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice."
"What idiot called it a paternity test and not a pop quiz?"
"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."