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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
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"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son."
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
"You know who DOES see something wrong with a little bump n' grind? Trevor in human resources."
"What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card? I love the pokey, mon."
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"Unless you can be Batman, always be yourself."
"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
"Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!"