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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a five year old with no legs? Exactly where you left him"
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"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."
"Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel..."
"How many nuns are there in a temple? Nun."
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"
"My wife said I'm an idiot who can't do the simplest of things right So I packed her bags and left."
"ME: [shouting upstairs] dinner's ready! 6YR OLD: what are we having? ME: you'll like it! trust me! 6: I ain't falling for that shit again"
"Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for ""superficial""? ""Shallow""? ""Slave""? Or ""soon to be obsolete""?"
"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"