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Joke of the Day

"69% People can find something dirty in every sentence. And you are in those 69% :D"

"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."

"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."

"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."

"Got disoriented and walked into the wrong classroom. Didn't want to look stupid so I just went ahead and switched majors."

"My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he's a lamp...what does he know...."

"You're riding the crest of a slump?"

"Is it gay if a male doctor feels your balls while looking you deep in your eyes and isn't really a doctor but is just some guy at Target?"

"Ive recently been under the weather but now im in a stable conditon My rooms filthy and there is shit everywhere"