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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if a fortune-teller is shit? You knock on her door and she shouts ""Who is it?""."

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"The key to great joke tel TIMING! ling is"

"Your momma is so fat She uses ""panorama"" mode for her selfies."

"What's the difference between a sadist and a math teacher Nothing"

"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."

"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"How does Popeye lube up his dick? Sticks it in Olive Oyl."

"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."