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Joke of the Day
"They say all (hot) dogs go to heaven. Does that mean all burgers end up in burgertory?"
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"What's the difference between young girls and photographs? After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop."
"I was wondering what my parents did without the internet and none of my 7 siblings could tell me"
"Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish? In Wales."
"Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half."
"The Constipated Mathematician What did the constipated mathematician do? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""
"in 2nd grade we had to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and i just drew myself with sunglasses on"
"Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous. What's your name?"
"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."