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Joke of the Day

"Phil Spector's brother I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Walkers."

"Advises all the young people, ""Do not grow up; it's a trap!!"""

"You have enough fat to make another human."

"wanna here my to do list your mum"

"Young people don't relate to George Foreman. That's why, today, I'm introducing the Skrillex Grillex."

"How do you REALLY confuse a gay person? Eight."

"On June 28, 2009 Stephen Hawking threw a party for time-travelers. He announced the party the day after it happened and he said no one came."

"A very curious kid Kid: ""Papa, are you growing taller all the time?"" Father: ""No, my child. Why do you ask?"" Kid: ""Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair."""

"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"

"Camouflage training The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""