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Joke of the Day
"I slept with a girl who was so fat I had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot"
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"What's the most common view of porn? In HD."
"Q: What is yellow and wears a mask? A: The Lone Lemon."
"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"
"Thought up a reddit joke today. When is a triangle a rectangle? When it fails"
"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"
"A Nurse talks to her young Patient Kid: Thanks for helping me get through these tough times, will you come and see me when I get out? Nurse: I'd love to, but I am scared of visiting graveyards"
"What does P.E.T.A. stand for? People Eating Tasty Animals !"
"Stand up... Comedy"
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."