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Joke of the Day
"I still remember the day the dentist removed my braces. My trousers fell down and he molested me."
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"So I took a practice test on photons today... It didn't matter."
"LeBron James should have a gaming channel It would be called ""LeBron Games."""
"I work out religiously... On christmas and Easter!"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey....... Age 12 and all mixed up in coke."
"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"
"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"
"Did you guys hear about gay 9/11? Never faget."
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
"I think my optometrist is in love with me. Every time I leave his office he hands me a bottle of contact solution and says ""Eye care for you"""