198074
Joke of the Day
"Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one? A retail store."
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"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"
"Unexpected things ""It says here on your resume that you're good at saying unexpected things.."" ""Yes I am"" ""But I thought you were gonna say something unexp- ..oh you're good"""
"Saying Romney would handle the economy better is like saying ... ... one of your friends is ""good with women"" because he's a convicted rapist."
"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"
"Girlfriend asking her Boyfriend about her looks Girlfriend: ""Am I pretty or ugly?"" Boyfriend: ""You're both."" Girlfriend: ""What do you mean?"" Boyfriend: ""You're pretty ugly."""
"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever."