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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!"
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"Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."
"Saudi Arabia hates Scooby Doo... But Abu Dhabi Doo!"
"What do you bury a Jewish metalhead in? A Moshe pit!"
"Why aren't there many black baseball players Because they steal to many bases (I'm not racist it's just a joke don't be butthurt)"
"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"
"Love means nothing to a tennis player. That's the joke, thanks for reading!"
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile Robin."