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Joke of the Day
"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"
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"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"Thinking about implanting a magnet in my chin so I can make a badass beard of iron filings and paper clips. More attractive, yes?"
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
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"Want to hear a joke? Tess Holliday."
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
"I wanted to tell you an UDP joke But you won't get it."
"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."