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Joke of the Day
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care."
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"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."
"My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship. Bullshit. It's our sixth season together."
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
"When are we gonna admit that those tools we keep by the fireplace are just for killing people?"
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."
"TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking Look where it got him. Murdered."
"What can I eat in the evening in front of the TV that wouldn't make me fat? Fingernails. XD"