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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Tess Holliday."
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"Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave."
"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""
"A prospective army man walks into a recruitment office without pants. ""Is there a draft in here?"""
"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."
"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."
"In case I ever get diabetes, I want to be sure that I'll be comfortable with injecting myself, so I practices by injecting sugar water."
"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."
"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."