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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
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"Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane? good karma."
"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"
"Why Do Women Love Jesus? He was well hung and super into cross fitting!"
"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."
"What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque."
"Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital? He was the vermicellist"
"Why are you breaking up with me? ""You treat your dog like a baby. It's weird"" Shh *puts hands over dog's ears* he's 26 months he understands"
"If you're looking for candy corn, look no further than my trash can."
"Yet another Clinton picks heads Over tail."