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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"
Next Joke
"What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called? Swiper no Swiping"
"What's Irish and sits out all night? Patio furniture."
"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon"
"My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. Then i slowed down and started using lube."
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."
"What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?"
"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"
"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."