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Joke of the Day

"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."

"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!"

"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."

"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down"

"Reddit, what are some of your best Special Olympics jokes? NSFW"

"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."

"Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be."