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Joke of the Day

"If you love Christmas so much, why don't you merry it?"

"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."

"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop."

"Even the name ""OK Cupid"" sounds like you're telling love to, like, settle down."

"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza."

"How does a hacker speak with bread? He uses wheat speak."