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Joke of the Day

"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"

"*Now with 50 percent less fat* Me: ooooh *buys two*"

"If I got $1 for every time people called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"I accidentally called out my mums name during sex and my sister hasn't talked to me since."

"What's the best time of day? The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."