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Joke of the Day
"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"
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"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."
"Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza? Because it was on the house."
"""To each their own"" Translation ~ one of us is right, and well... the other one is you."
"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches."
"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."
"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !"
"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""
"A leaf blower, but for people."
"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."