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Joke of the Day

"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"

"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"

"I'm just me looking for fun"

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"Q: ""What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"" A: ""You can't tuna fish."""

"A plane crashes and everyone dies."

"What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street? [British] ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*"

"I love to view /r/gonewild albums in reverse and watch lonely women regain their dignity."