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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides? Symmetree."
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"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."
"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."
"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."
"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."
"Two cows are grazing in a field... One turns to the other and asks ""Have you heard all this talk of mad cow disease?"" The other replies ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter"""
"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."
"""Look guide here are some LION tracks."" ""Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."""
"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."