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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."

"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"

"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because she and I had different opinions. My opinion was that I was worth dating."

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."

"Did you hear? Sting was kidnapped! The Police still have no lead."

"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."

"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."

"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."