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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world."

"Someone asked me to stop singing wonderwall I said maybe"

"Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen."

"Hodor is the ultimate gentleman! He always holds the door."

"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""

"What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)"

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh You're Crackers!"

"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."