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Joke of the Day

"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."

"If a lion ever bites off your arm, try to chew some of his hair off before you run away. He deserves to look stupid until it grows back."

"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"

"My Boss's Name is Richard. I think his last name should be Cranium; because he is a dick head."

"Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy, and she says no to anal, you can say ""youve been up MY bum!"""

"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"

"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."

"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"

"What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster"