107655

Joke of the Day

"What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra? The whole place turned into a Hardee's."

"What do you get when you sleep with someone and it goes really well? High sexpectations."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"

"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human."

"Yesterday I met a pirate that wouldn't stop telling me about his age. Aye matey."

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"