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Joke of the Day

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"What do you call an Argentinian victim of grand theft auto? Carlos"

"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."

"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"Toddler tech support: ""Did you try throwing it and crying?"""

"Why do fish always have c-sections? Because they can't have land sections"