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Joke of the Day
"When is the worst time to get Cancer? North of the equator."
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"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"
"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."
"Feel free to not tell me how sore you are from working out."
"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."
"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"
"Two psychics bump into each other on the street... The first one says, ""You're fine, how am I?"""
"Pop up ads are the Jehovahs witness of the internet."
"Crouch down and lean forward. That's how I roll."
"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"