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Joke of the Day

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"

"GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon"

"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."

"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"

"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"

"Corny Deadpool joke Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable."

"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"