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Joke of the Day
"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"
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"I remember when my grand father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."
"Whenever I wear shorts it looks like I murdered a fat toddler and stole his pants."
"The funniest part of being put under with nitrous at the dentist is getting home to find your underwear on backwards."
"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"
"Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks."
"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"already regret the text i'm about to send"
"American Horror Story: Walmart Bathroom"
"As my friend Joe's last wish I had him cremated and sprinkled his ashes into the coffee pots at work..all morning everyone had a cup of Joe"