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Joke of the Day

"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"

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"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle"
"2 nuns are riding their bikes to church As they're riding, one nun says to the other ""I've never come this way before"". The other nun turns to her and says ""It's the cobblestone""."
"A little jewish girl was playing with an ashtray... Hitler comes in and says: ""Are you looking for someone?"""
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"
"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."
"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."
"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"