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Joke of the Day

"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster."

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"A racist man laments... If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign."

"No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby."

"I'm going to make a heavy metal band ... and call it Lead Zeppelin."

"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"

"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"

"Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate."

"Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry"