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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
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"I can't show how much I hate exclamation points without looking like a hypocrite."
"How many gay guys does it take to read this joke? Only you! (Drum roll!)"
"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."
"If you're happy and you know it go to hell"
"Why do the birthers...? Why do the Birthers care about where Barack Obama was born (Hawaii, not Kenya) and not where Ted Cruz was born (Canada, not Texas)? Because Barack Obama is black."
"[interrupts co-worker] actually I don't feel like talking to you"
"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"
"My favourite word is snigger It allows me to be sracist without speople sthinking I'm a sbad sperson"
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."