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Joke of the Day

"Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?"

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."

"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"

"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."

"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff? tequila"

"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."

"My daughter just entered singing ""Love you like a love song"". So, your love has a 3 1/2 minute expiration date? Well, I guess that's honest."

"So excited for work tomorrow! Also, I typically show excitement by listening to Coldplay and crying for a solid 45 minutes."

"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"