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Joke of the Day

"Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say ""Batcakes!"""

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"Bruce willis was found dead next to a bottle of viagra I guess you could say he died hard"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin!"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."

"What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? A girl waking up during sex."

"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"

"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."

"What do you call a witch who only eats sand? Malnourished."

"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."