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Joke of the Day
"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."
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"General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not."
"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"[police interrogation room] Officer: you've been identified as the runner who.. Me: Let me stop you right there."
"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"
"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""
"People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing."
"whats 9+10 21 lol"
"I was addicted to hokey pokey But then I turned myself around"
"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."