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Joke of the Day

"Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?"

"Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy)"

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""

"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."

"Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don't want to share their pizza with anyone."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"

"What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls? Sparky."

"How do you piss off a gay guy? Fuck his boyfriend in the ass, then wipe your dick on his curtains."

"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."

"Met a hooker who said she'd do anything for $5 So I had her repost a joke for me that's been posted 5,000 times in the past week"