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Joke of the Day
"Me: I've been constipated for 2 months. Friend: No shit?"
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"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."
"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."
"Twitter's original name was ""Sentence Contest"""
"NSFW What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors? An erection."
"I'm not going to let my kids listen to symphonies and big bands... too much sax and violins"
"""Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.""n""What makes you so sure?""n""He is a penguin."""
"Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes"
"Satan was all alone with Eve, NAKED, at the forbidden tree and all he did was to convince her to eat a fruit? GAY."
"Pack of polos for sale still in the wrapper Mint condition Pack of polos for sale, still in the wrapper. Mint condition"