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Joke of the Day

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""

"Top 3 invisible things: 1) 2) 3)"

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."

"Do you have a hole in your sock? ""No ..."" *(looks at sock)* . . How'd you get your foot in it?"

"The software development process i can't fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool"

"Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats? Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt."

"Why can't a feminist shoot a gun? They can't handle the triggers."

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."