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Joke of the Day
"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."
Next Joke
"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."
"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"
"How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !"
"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."
"SJWs are the hardest people in the world to offend as long as you don't exist."
"what do you say when your photo's being taken give it back"
"So you hate Facebook? Thanks for sharing that with me on Facebook."
"Pick the odd one out... Pick the odd one out: eggs, meat, wife, blowjob. You can beat your eggs, you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job"
"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."