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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis Soft and free flowing. It's the women that make it hard."
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"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."
"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"
"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"I like my bagels like I like my women; lightly toasted with sesame seeds and a little butter. I don't understand this joke format."
"Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport."
"Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon! [sobs] Prince: ""There there, cry it out"" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? ""Sure"""
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