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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."
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"Why is Jesus' body bread? Because given enough time it rises"
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"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"
"*points to wrist* this is my Fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit."
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"Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculous He's egotistical too"
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"