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Joke of the Day

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travellers here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Just breathe and eat a banana. Everything will be OK."

"Nothing's deader than the eyes of a Burger King employee who can no longer bring themselves to correct people who order ""McNuggets"" anymore."

"Why do black guys always have red eyes after sex? Mace."

"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."

"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"

"when the news anchor says ""if you know anything about the crime please contact police"" dont call the police and re-tell the news story"

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."

"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."