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Joke of the Day
"Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading"
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"What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jealous"
"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."
"what cross road chicken"
"OPEN UP THIS IS THE COPS What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"
"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"
"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "
"What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights The Insti-Gator"
"March Into Battle by Sally Forth"
"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""