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Joke of the Day
"What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican? Obi Juan Kenobi."
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"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."
"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."
"me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let's make him mad lol"
"If a letter sounds like its name... ...is it an LMNOP-uh?"
"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."
"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."
"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car? Carlos"