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Joke of the Day

"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."

"Why do pill bottles have cotton in them? To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."

"Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!"

"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""

"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"

"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."

"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"

"Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant? He got creped out."

"A Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall... He breaks his nose."

"Having sex at work is alright As long as you don't work at a daycare"