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Joke of the Day

"Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall."

"knock knock Who's There? Do you ya Do you ya who? No, It's 2014 I use Google"

"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"Everclear songs are really easy to play on guitar It's because their dad's weren't around to give them music lessons."

"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."

"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it doesn't explode when you're fucking it."

"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."