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Joke of the Day

"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."

"[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?"

"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."

"I burned 1000 calories by lighting my arm on fire"

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""

"The ONE time I actually want to say ""duck"", damn you autocorrect! ""Sorry again! I'd love to join the preschool field trip to the DUCK pond"""

"What's the difference between pink and purple? Your grip."

"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."