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Joke of the Day

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!"

"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."

"[Dumbledore gets hit with Avada Kedavra] HOUSE MD: I think he had lupus."

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"

"Walks into a Bar A man walked into a Florida bar with his crocodile and asked the bartender: ""Do you serve lawyers here?"" ""Sure."" ""Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my crocodile."""

"[speaking to a guy who looks nothing like Ed Sheeran] ""Hey man, do people ever say you look like Ed Sheeran?"" ""No"" ""Didn't think so"""

"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""

"Just been told I've got the job as a mime ... I'm speechless."