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Joke of the Day
"Why are woman so happy in wedding photos? They know they've given their last blowjob."
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"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."
"My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up"
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"If you ever see me with one of those stick figure family bumper stickers it means I'm dead and someone is wearing my skin"
"I lost my job because my manager heard me slapping one of the customers. He wasn't even at work. He heard from home."
"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."
"Why do British prostitutes always carry Vaseline? Because their lips have so many chaps on them!"