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"Stops rape every time Consent"
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"How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing? Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets."
"What are 3 words that men hate during sex? *""Honey*, I'm home!"""
"Priorities They say people have their best ideas in the shower. I'm mostly trying to remember to wash my face before I wash my ass."
"My nephew asked, 'Do you have a New Years hangover today?' I said, 'No. Hangovers are for people who stop drinking'."
"People with guns, asking for your money... ...You've got to hand it to them."
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"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...ba dum tss!"