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Joke of the Day
"Stops rape every time Consent"
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"Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning."
"""I'm not that kind of girl."" ~That kind of girl"
"I really want to see ""Constipation: The Movie"" but it hasn't come out yet."
"I'll never feel more drunk than I do walking down a broken escalator sober."
"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."
"Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out"
"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."
"A guy went to the doctor for his annual physical... Doctor says to him ""you need to stop masturbating."" Man says, ""but why doc!?"" Doctor says, ""Because I'm trying to give you an examination."""
"Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell."